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JOKE OF THE DAY.

Post  Admin on Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:41 pm

I was sat in the Pub last night, when this bloke walked in wearing a black top, black shorts and a whistle in his mouth. I thought to myself this twat is going to kick off in a minute.
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Post  Admin on Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:04 pm

I left my last job cos the Boss kept hitting me with his telephone, I couldnt stand always being on the receiving end.
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Post  Admin on Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:16 am

son asks father "why do women wear white on there wedding day" father replies "son all household appliances come in white"
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Post  Admin on Wed Oct 30, 2013 11:42 pm

Someone keeps sending me bunches of flowers with the heads cut off: .... I think im being stalked!
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Post  Admin on Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:02 am

The people in Saudi Arabia don't like The Flintstones ......... but the people in AduDhabiDo. bounce bounce 
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Joke of the day!

Post  Admin on Wed May 21, 2014 12:57 am

A blacksmith bought a dog. when he got it home, it made a bolt for the door.
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Post  Admin on Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:03 am

one good turn gets most of the quilt....
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